Some Times......

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JoeS
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Ya just have to wonder......Long story short I made arrangements to fish this AM in one of my Favorite Spots, the Kitchen.....We were to meet @7:00.....Complication#1 My fishing buddy, whose name will remain anomalous does not have a cell phone....Problem #1 last night while getting ready I couldn't find my wallet 65 yrs old I have never lost my wallet. We searched all night finally resigning myself to the fact that it fell out of my pocket at Grandsons baseball game(well my wife did I knew it didn't fall out again 65 yrs never happened)....I called my friend but no ans on his landline......I tossed all night until 3:45am worrying about my license, ccards, fishing license, $$$what little I had bla bla.....Finally at 6:00 after rummaging the house no luck so I e-mailed my partner telling him the news, hoping he would read it before heading out......7:45 I gave up the search was very pissed off when I looked in the strangest of places.......wallet.....I thought crap I will only be 1 hr late so off I go.....I get to the meeting place nobody there so I say what the hell EGS here I come.....I change my mind and head back to the original spot I realize put in would be tricky alone, so I head to another location where I see Heywood's truck..hmm...... I do a U turn and a friggin Hills Deputy stops me for no breaklight.....I have replaced the unit 3 times over the years @$75 per.....no ticket but 20 min delay.....Now I say F#%# it and home I go.......Now the real clincher is from yesterday afternoon my wife has been worried about me going fishing today which is never like her as long as I have someone to fish with as per the docs rules.... When she saw me pull in to the driveway she was all smiles.......my question :scratch: :scratch: ....Do they have Secret Powers we have no control over :scratch: :scratch: :scratch: :scratch: :scratch:
Well that's my story for this week...... :oops: :oops:
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the trials and tribulations of a curmudgeon
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DoubleM wrote:the trials and tribulations of a curmudgeon
Now that right there is Funny...... :D :D ......True but Funny......
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Do they have Secret Powers we have no control over
in a word YES
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Ever see that Seinfeld where every time George has a misstep Jerry shines?
Hello George. :wink:
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DaveR wrote:Ever see that Seinfeld where every time George has a misstep Jerry shines?
Hello George. :wink:
One of my favorites Dave......Funny thing is I am Even Jerry....all my life I get the good break after the bad one...always evens out.....
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Some Times......

More like, Some Timers......
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Joe, you're always welcome to fish with me. You should have paddled out :cool:
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Thanks Bill...... :)
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Sounds like a hell of a morning, Joe! Glad you found your wallet, but can't explain the wife voodoo they come up with to keep us from fishing!!!
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