R.I.P. Noles

shamus · Post by **shamus** » Sun Jul 29, 2012 6:27 pm

After many years of friendship, it is with heavy heart I must inform my paddle breathern of Noles untimely dimise. No he has not left us yet, run motherfuker run . Not until Camille , My wife the Queen of Harlem NY gets her hands on his cinnoman arse. RIK came close to the same mistake but saved his ass from from the rapth of 116th st. Here is the difference between Rik and Noles. Both called my house before 5:00 am. Where I come from, at 5:00 am somebody I give a shit about had better be dead and you better be calling aout funeral arrangements. When Rik called he realized he woke Camille. There was a huge amount of studdering and twice that amount of apologizing, A few words to the god almighty asking for forgivness and a promise to Camille that he would never ever make the sme mistake again. Camille now likes Rik, he's educated now.
Here's how the foremely living known as Noles Fucked up. He dialed the number , woke the sleeping bear, didn't bow to Buddah or whoever he believes in and hung up. Bad move my little yellow friend, your number cames up with your name !! After fishing I came home and she was cleaning my 12 Ga. I said she didn't need to do that it was already clean. Her reply was " I'm just wiping my prints off it"
So my Paddle-fishing frinds, keep a goode distance away from Noles. Camille don't miss with my Mossberg

shamus · Post by **shamus** » Sun Jul 29, 2012 6:33 pm

Oh yeah, for those who think I'm kidding ask DaveR. He's on his propper P's & Q's when she's shopping a HD.

Rik · Post by **Rik** » Sun Jul 29, 2012 9:10 pm

And, on the other hand, she's a fine waitress who refills rum glasses without you even having to ask while you're floating in the pool.

DaveR · Post by **DaveR** » Mon Jul 30, 2012 3:27 am

I'll have to stop by his house and grab some of Kato's stuff. He won't be needing it anymore.

JoeS · Post by **JoeS** » Mon Jul 30, 2012 3:36 am

Poor Noles.......

Tide1on · Post by **Tide1on** » Mon Jul 30, 2012 5:51 am

Does this mean for the 2012-13 PFTS we'll be having a "Noles Memorial" event?

EZYLYF · Post by **EZYLYF** » Mon Jul 30, 2012 6:22 am

I want all his flyfishing equipment.

DaveR · Post by **DaveR** » Mon Jul 30, 2012 7:19 am

Beat ya to it! Potlicker!

22acrowd · Post by **22acrowd** » Mon Jul 30, 2012 1:13 pm

Land lines = things for old people.

Rik · Post by **Rik** » Mon Jul 30, 2012 1:44 pm

22acrowd wrote:Land lines = things for old people.

cuz cell phones work so damn good........

noles · Post by **noles** » Mon Jul 30, 2012 3:35 pm

I'm not worried! She loves me!

r3krobert · Post by **r3krobert** » Mon Jul 30, 2012 4:43 pm

Hey Buddy, if these guys think they're badasses, c'mon 'cross the bridge and my join fire power.
I'm here awaitin' them!

BOOM

Rik · Post by **Rik** » Mon Jul 30, 2012 8:27 pm

noles wrote:I'm not worried! She loves me!

Which is why you hung up without saying anything?

shamus · Post by **shamus** » Mon Jul 30, 2012 8:35 pm

All is forgiven. He showed some class and stopped by with flowers.
Oh by the way Land lines never have a dead zone. No one ever died while driving and talking on a land line.

BearsFan · Post by **BearsFan** » Tue Jul 31, 2012 1:08 pm

What a shame, he was supposed to receive top secret fly hooks in the mail today.

Heywood · Post by **Heywood** » Tue Jul 31, 2012 1:37 pm

I never got anything for all those pocket calls I got at 5am.

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