I took some visitors over to the manatee viewing deck at the haulover canal at about 2:30 pm on Sunday Oct 8. There were some manatees lazing about.
What really amazed me was the volume of water moving thru the canal, man it was really charging.
I thought the ML and IR were not so tidal, but clearly I am mistaken. I guess the full moon was pushing some extra water.
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Nope, you are both wrong!
It's actually a scientifically proven phenomenon known as DEVIDO A IDIOTAS.
It's caused when one of two adjoining bodies of water becomes inundated by drunk idiots on sparkle boats hunting exclusively for red fish!
You see it's rather complicated so I will try to explain it in laymen terms. Normally the water levels are pretty similar so water flows slowly from one body of water to the next. However, Introduce a bunch a drunk folk who throw trash into one of those bodies of water and whom piss over the bows of there boats at regular intervals ( due to the consumption of cheap beer) and you have substantially changed things. In hydrodynamic terms, the head elevation of one body of water has been substantially elevated due to the extreme amount of bodily fluids which have been released. Add to that the extra turbidity caused by the use of over powered engines pushing over weighted boats (Extra beer payload) around and The head elevation becomes grossly out of whack. All that water then rushes into the other body of water in order to find head elevation equilibrium!
So let this be a lesson boys, Avoid DEVIDO A IDIOTAS.
y'all know I'm making this shyt up right??????
It's actually a scientifically proven phenomenon known as DEVIDO A IDIOTAS.
It's caused when one of two adjoining bodies of water becomes inundated by drunk idiots on sparkle boats hunting exclusively for red fish!
You see it's rather complicated so I will try to explain it in laymen terms. Normally the water levels are pretty similar so water flows slowly from one body of water to the next. However, Introduce a bunch a drunk folk who throw trash into one of those bodies of water and whom piss over the bows of there boats at regular intervals ( due to the consumption of cheap beer) and you have substantially changed things. In hydrodynamic terms, the head elevation of one body of water has been substantially elevated due to the extreme amount of bodily fluids which have been released. Add to that the extra turbidity caused by the use of over powered engines pushing over weighted boats (Extra beer payload) around and The head elevation becomes grossly out of whack. All that water then rushes into the other body of water in order to find head elevation equilibrium!
So let this be a lesson boys, Avoid DEVIDO A IDIOTAS.
y'all know I'm making this shyt up right??????
Stanley Steemer, carpet cleaner.
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On behalf of all those gentlemen not so gifted (I'm not included of course ) I would like to be the first to call you an insensitive A-hole! lolBearsFan wrote:no Yohan, real men can't fit it through the scupper hole 8)
I'm sure you just lost a few more fishing buddies do to this indiscretion! lol
As a matter of fact I'm sure a few guys with "shortcomings" are plotting your demise at the next event as I type this! lol
First you bring a hot chick to the weigh in teasing all those OLD westsiders (I saw RIK cry'n mumbling something about this wouldn't fly in '77) and now you are making comments about size! Ohhhhh, they are going to get you my friend! lol
Now back on track....You have me mistaken there. I'm not referring to the placing of ones member into the scupper hole. Which is even sicker than pissing over the bow! Sham on you for thinking that!
It's all fun and games till someone gets stuck in a scupper hole!
Stanley Steemer, carpet cleaner.