Manic on the Tannic
Posted: Tue Jun 23, 2015 11:05 am
Hit the tannic at 4 AM with the five-weight and a UL spinner, tore 'em up with Bugziller (a home-tied B&W floaty creature with bulging eyes and bungee-innard legs and antennae) and, when they started busting shad at first light, a Rapala OFM with shamefully deviant mods. Needless to say, at that hour Mother Nature is conducting a slaughterfest that would give Hitler a boner, and the "fishermen" are still snoring. (OK by me, suckah!) Loves me them quarter moons.
Let's see, where was I? Oh, yeah. Oklanockafloota Bay right near where the Coosapawhatchee River comes out. You know that big mudflat just northeast of Marker Number 3? Yeah, that's it. That's it EXACTLY.
(Cackles with maniacal glee as that low grinding noise you hear is Bing's map servers being overwhelmed by retarded potlickers.)
Love,
Count Darkula
Let's see, where was I? Oh, yeah. Oklanockafloota Bay right near where the Coosapawhatchee River comes out. You know that big mudflat just northeast of Marker Number 3? Yeah, that's it. That's it EXACTLY.
(Cackles with maniacal glee as that low grinding noise you hear is Bing's map servers being overwhelmed by retarded potlickers.)
Love,
Count Darkula